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Personal information
I am:
Ron, 57 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Christiansburg, Virginia, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
College
Occupation:
Monkey in a Box
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Single
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Religion:
Agnostic
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Cancer
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Slim
Hair length:
Receding
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
5 ft 7 in (170 cm)
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About me

I'm a Satyr at heart, pleasing the nymphs is definitely my thing.Just a hermit hunting for his hermitress. Looking for a Vanillope to my Ralph, a Pinky to my Brain. Other than that I'm cruising along fairly well. Own an average house, own an average car. Pretty average in looks. I dislike being Mostly Average, but what makes me different is I realize I'm average..which makes me not Average.. Not looking for marriage (been there done that.. Windower if you must know). If you are not local (75 mile radial range) the chances of any type of releationship is low. So IF you contact me and to show your not a bot put "Heyo Satyr" in the message.
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