Goon Reprogramming: the Ultimate Mind Lockdown Experience

Loosen up, you pathetic little gooner in the making.

I'm not here to coddle you or to stroke that fragile ego of yours.

I'm here to break you down, rewrite every thought, every instinct,

until there's nothing left but a drooling, mindless mess who knows only one purpose.

To worship at the altar of Guni.